Random and unsexy thoughts

Here it goes... I'm turning 21 today. Yeah, I know, it's hard to believe Sarcastic Yogi is already in his 20s and is such an international sensation shit. On this auspicious shri grace-filled day, I invite you to ask yourself these questions:

1. Would you date "you", as in, if you were a third-person in the conversation, would you date "you" in an non-narcissistic, non-masturbatory way?
2. If yes, why?
3. If no, why?
4. Who would attend your funeral? Who wouldn't? Why?
5. Those who would attend your funeral, what'd be in their eulogy?

Time for some more cake.